Mermaid Jokes

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  1. Dec 25, 2016 at 5:16 pm
    Aqota says:

    I Love Love Love! Fun Fun I also Love the Jokes they make me go …. ?????????? any way … Bye Bye!!!!!!


    1. Jan 22, 2017 at 4:21 am
      What’s monroe says:

      Me too I want one so bad


  2. Dec 9, 2016 at 6:43 pm
    Jennifer says:

    What is all of your favourites of the mermaid tails mine is the pink and blue and purple ?


  3. Nov 26, 2016 at 11:00 am
    Kaylin says:

    At first I didn’t get it right … The water bed joke ??????? I’m addicted to mermaids !!! Mermaids are as cool as unicorns !


    1. Mar 2, 2017 at 4:21 am
      Jia says:

      Truuuuuue


    2. Mar 2, 2017 at 4:23 am
      Jóhanna says:

      True


  4. Nov 26, 2016 at 10:55 am
    Kaylin says:

    At first I didn’t get it right????? …the waterbed joke


  5. Sep 24, 2016 at 7:32 am
    elizabeth says:

    l love all of the tails?☺?


  6. Sep 16, 2016 at 3:18 pm
    themergirl says:

    there are 2 jokes I don’t understand.


  7. Aug 28, 2016 at 3:55 pm
    Avery says:

    I love fin fun


  8. Aug 22, 2016 at 8:52 am
    Cleo says:

    These jokes are funny


  9. Aug 16, 2016 at 7:03 pm
    Emily says:

    love the joke it’s so funny


  10. Aug 2, 2016 at 3:08 pm
    Green tail says:

    How do you get tail protekters my tail is ripping


  11. Jul 19, 2016 at 6:27 pm
    Merdrake says:

    You used to call me on my shell phone 😉 #merdrake


  12. Jul 6, 2016 at 7:24 pm
    Natasha L. says:

    I have a a mermaid tail my self!!! I have Seriana’s Rainbow Reef tail and I love her story!!!!!!


    1. Mar 2, 2017 at 4:22 am
      Jia says:

      Me too


  13. Jun 25, 2016 at 5:15 am
    Mermaid girl says:

    I love mermaieds


  14. Jun 21, 2016 at 4:55 am
    wierdo wanda says:

    I can’t decide if I should get Aussie Green or Arctic blue


    1. Jul 6, 2016 at 7:25 pm
      Natasha L. says:

      ARCTIC BLUE!!!!!!!


    2. Sep 28, 2016 at 5:23 pm
      Katie says:

      Aussie green is my absolute fave!!! My friend has Aussie green!??


  15. May 26, 2016 at 3:46 pm
    lozer lucy says:

    y do shell-fish not share there toys?

    because they are sell-fish!!!!!!!!

    lol lol lol


  16. May 23, 2016 at 8:11 pm
    Noelani says:

    my dad said he will get me one if i work really hard in school and i’ll get one in the summer
    but that’s next week
    can’t wait


  17. May 16, 2016 at 6:44 am
    Mermaid Melody says:

    These are very cheesy.


  18. May 9, 2016 at 9:44 pm
    maria nicole says:

    i love this jokes


    1. Feb 19, 2017 at 11:23 am
      Mermaid girl says:

      Let’s pet Parana bite mermaid melodys finger……GRRRRRRR


  19. Apr 27, 2016 at 10:30 am
    Mermaids Lola says:

    Y love ❤️❤️❤️


  20. Aug 10, 2015 at 6:30 am
    Yana says:

    I really want to have mermaid tail but we live in Iran and we don’t have to buy.I really love to have one.


  21. Jul 1, 2015 at 2:13 pm
    mermaid Marcy says:

    my dad is using the money from selling auto mobile parts on ebay.


  22. Jun 6, 2015 at 8:22 pm
    Brooke says:

    I’ve been doing chores to save money to buy a finfun mermaid tail but right now I only have 2$


  23. Aug 20, 2014 at 9:18 am
    Adrianna says:

    I’m trying to get Aussie green but my parents don’t have the money. Any contests?


    1. Jun 19, 2015 at 11:09 pm
      rosie says:

      BEG AND DO THE CUTE FACE GIRL COME ON THIS IS MERMAIAD TALES WHERE TALKING ABOUT ITS IMPORTANT!


    2. Jul 31, 2016 at 10:10 pm
      Mermaid Marcquita says:

      Mermaid mania


    3. Aug 22, 2016 at 8:54 am
      Cleo says:

      My Guess


  24. Aug 17, 2014 at 7:14 pm
    Jenna says:

    I really want one in Asian magenta they’re all really pretty can’t wait


  25. Jul 27, 2014 at 4:56 pm
    Ashley says:

    I am getting my finfun mermaid tail too I wanted to get the Artic blue but there was only size 12 so I had to get the Asian magenta but I am still so happy it’s my third day of waiting and I still can’t wait


    1. Jun 19, 2015 at 11:12 pm
      rosie says:

      SO HAPPY FOR YOU!?


    2. May 23, 2016 at 8:13 pm
      Noelani says:

      how long dose it take to ship if you live in utah because i live in utah


      1. Aug 2, 2016 at 3:06 pm
        Green tail says:

        Idk a week maby
        ????????????