Mermaid Jokes

Mermaid Jokes

Here are some great mermaid jokes to tickle your funny-fin at your next mermaid party or pod get-together.


Q: Where do mermaids see movies?

A: At the dive-in!


Q: Where does a mermaid keep her money?

A: In the riverbank!


Q: Where did the fisherman and mermaid meet?

A: On line!


Q: What is a mermaid’s favorite TV show?

A: Whale of Fortune!


Q: Where does a mermaid sleep?

A: A waterbed!


Q: What kind of phone does a mermaid use?

A: A shell phone!


Q: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A: A nervous wreck!


Q: Why did the mermaid swim across the ocean?

A: To get to the other tide!


Q: What did the sea say to the mermaid?

A: Nothing. It just waved.


Q: Why do mermaids always know how much they weigh?

A: They have their own scales!


Q: Why did the mermaid ride a sea horse?

A: Because she was playing water polo!


Q: Why was the mermaid embarrassed?

A: Because she saw the ship’s bottom!


Q: Which fish go to heaven when they die?

A: Angelfish!


Q: What does a mermaid wear to math class?

A: Algebra!


Q: What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish’s tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn’t a mermaid?

A:   A photograph of a mermaid!


Q: How did the mermaid afford her new house?

A: She prawned everything!


Q: What is a mermaid’s favorite song?

A:   Salmon-chanted Evening!


Q: How does a mermaid make friends with a dolphin?

A: On porpoise!


Q: How do mermaids send messages?

A: By sea-mail.


Q: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?

A: Jellyfish!


Q: Why did the mermaid look the other way?

A:   Because the seaweed!


Q: Who held the baby octopus ransom?

A: Squidnappers!


Q: What does a mermaid get from a really mean shark?

A: She gets as far away as possible!


Q: Why don’t mermaids play tennis?

A: They might get caught in the net!


Q: What did the shrimp say to its mom?

A: I was too shellfish.


Q: Why do fish live in saltwater?

A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Q: What do sardines call submarines?

A: Cans full of people.


Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?

A: You can’t tuna fish!


Q: How did the octopus make the mermaid laugh?

A: Tentacles! (Ten tickles)


Q: Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?

A: They dropped out of school!


Q: Why are fish so gullible?

A: They fall for things hook, line, and sinker.


Q: How do you communicate with a fish?

A: Drop him a line!


Q: What fish costs the most?

A: A goldfish!


More Mermaid Jokes:

Knock. Knock.

Who’s there?

Kelp who?

Kelp me! I’m drowning!


A fish walks into a bar.

“What would you like?” the bartender asks.

Holding his neck, the fish says, “water!”

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  1. Jan 14, 2018 at 4:22 pm
    Mermaid Melissa says:

    Lol omg

  2. Jan 3, 2018 at 12:06 pm
    mermaid party planner says:

    Any ideas for a little mermaid four year olds party

  3. Oct 10, 2017 at 7:43 pm
    Mermaidlover101 says:

    These jokes r hilarious they are really funny I give credit to whoever created them I’ll be sure to share them maybe make someone laugh and if that doesn’t work I’ll get an octopus to do tentacles haha get it. I love mermaids and thx to finfun my love has grown even stronger I love mermaids and I always will I thank everyone at finfun for making my dreams a reality. I hope that you all know that every thing that you

    1. Dec 24, 2017 at 4:10 pm
      I love mermaids says:

      Do u think mermaids r preety?

  4. Aug 30, 2017 at 5:59 pm
    Mermaid Nia says:

    OMG this did pull my funny ~fin! LOL Whoever made these jokes funny!! I was chocking for water (instead of air)! Great jokes! Can’t wait to tell my fin-friends!

    1. Oct 10, 2017 at 7:51 pm
      Mermaidlover101 says:

      Like I said in my last post I want to thank everyone at finfun for making my dreams a reality I love their tails I have 2 and try r so so so much fun everything u do is amazing and I hope u all know that thank u so so much I love them and I personally think the price is good for how confertable, realistic, and beautiful they r I love them thank u so so much now who agrees. Thank u I love u so much thank you bye.

  5. Aug 20, 2017 at 3:24 am
    quoffeecup says:

    Hi finfun! I have another joke you will like: Did you hear about the fisherman who fell into a swarm of fish? He came out with a “Fishy” face.

  6. Apr 18, 2017 at 7:21 pm
    Boo boos says:

    I love fin fun I have a tail myself it is so fun and makes you swim faster thank you so much fin fun I wouldn’t been be able to do it without you

  7. Apr 12, 2017 at 8:59 am
    DORY says:


  8. Mar 23, 2017 at 12:15 pm
    waveroll24 says:


  9. Jan 15, 2017 at 3:29 pm
    Sarah says:

    Love the joke

  10. Dec 18, 2016 at 10:01 am
    yma says:

    theas are good ones

  11. Jul 4, 2016 at 6:38 pm
    jule says:

    i should be getting my mermaid tail soon and im going 2 luv it

  12. Jun 25, 2016 at 6:32 am
    Mermaid girl says:

    My puppy is so cute that I even put my mermaid tail on her?

    1. Nov 7, 2016 at 6:01 pm
      I’m a real mermaid says:

      Aw that’s sweet and cute? I always put my mermaid tail on my 6 year old cuzin

    2. Mar 4, 2017 at 2:15 pm
      ClarieABCDEF123 says:

      I put my shell necklace around my Yorkie and she started yowling
      SUPER CUTE, then I put HER tail on her and she started looking back to smell it, and chasing it

  13. Jun 22, 2016 at 3:19 pm
    Sky says:

    I absolutely love my tail! Thanks so much! The thing about how it all started with Grandma Karen really inspired me. Thanks again! Please keep growing this business so more beautiful people can enjoy this as much as I do.


  14. Jun 6, 2016 at 2:34 am
    Cleo says:

    i love these jokes there so funny and fun to tell to friends and family who ever came up with these jokes in amazing if you did it be honest and please could you tell me thank you to the person who came up with these jokes i was crying thats how funny they were and fun so a realey

  15. May 21, 2016 at 6:40 pm
    Maddie says:

    I want one for my birthday

  16. Apr 16, 2016 at 2:51 pm
    anh pham says:


  17. Feb 22, 2016 at 8:06 pm
    Dinka says:

    I can’t wait until my Aussie green mermaid tail come it should be here in a couple of days though. My mermaid tail is the one most people want to get and what they have

  18. Jan 24, 2016 at 12:15 pm
    Sophia says:

    Loooool I abaslotly love the first one1 its number one1 so give it a prize beacus its number one1

  19. Nov 15, 2015 at 8:54 am
    jennitha says:

    lol so funny

  20. Aug 15, 2015 at 2:18 pm
    ashley says:

    i love marmads tials

  21. Jul 8, 2015 at 11:44 am
    Areli says:

    I love it so much! Aussie green is so beautiful! Although I’m just wondering why the mermaid tails cost over a hundred?? Good but expensive

  22. Jun 29, 2015 at 10:04 pm
    kymber says:

    i really want one

  23. Jun 22, 2015 at 4:49 am
    Mermaid Cat says:

    Those were funnier than I expected. Thanks!

  24. Jun 7, 2015 at 2:54 pm
    kim says:


  25. Jun 5, 2015 at 10:03 pm
    Oreo Nemo says:


    1. May 21, 2016 at 6:40 pm
      Maddie says:

      I want one to